猶太人和中國人做生意

Jews and Chinese doing business

猷太人和中國人做生意

A Chinese went to a Jew to buy black bras with size 38. 一個中國人要跟猶太人買38尺寸的黑色胸罩.

The Jew, known for his skills as abusinessman, said that black bras were rare and that he was finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore, he had to charge $50 for each of them.

猶太人以擅於經商聞名,說黑色胸罩很少很難找, 所以一個要美金50元.

The Chinese bought 25 pairs.

中國人買了25件.

He returned a few days later and this time he ordered fifty.

幾天後中國人回來找猶太人, 這次又訂了50件.

The Jew told him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.0 each.

猶太人說這更難, 一件要60美金.

A month later, the Chinese returned again.  This time he ordered one hundred.  The price was raised to $75 each. 

一個月後,中國人又回來買100件, 這次一件被索價75美金.

The Jew was somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras, therefore, he asked the Chinese: "What do you do with all these black bras?"

猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求, 於是就問這個中國人: "你拿這些黑色胸罩去幹啥?"

The Chinese answered: "I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each."

中國人回答說: "我把它從中剪成一半, 做成猶太人戴的小帽子, 再把小帽子以一個200美金賣給猶太人."